Hi. I'm Michael.

My life motto? “If you can’t laugh at yourself, don’t worry—I’ll handle it for you.”

I write books full of questionable decisions, illustrate art that walks the line between beautiful and absurd, and make sarcastic memes and gift items for people who know they're a little weird (in the best way). Powered by caffeine, cynicism, and just enough charisma to be mostly harmless.

When I’m not managing a restaurant like it’s a sitcom subplot, I’m either racing pixels on my PS4 or pretending that thinking about exercise counts as cardio.

You should definitely check out Winkatchoo—where the merch is unhinged, the chaos is intentional, and the mastermind (hi again) is dangerously fluent in dad jokes.