ORIGINAL NOVELS

I’m Michael. If you can’t poke fun at yourself, don’t worry—I’ll be glad to do it for you. I write books, design smartass T-shirts and mugs, and create party games that expose your deepest weirdness (allegedly). I run on sarcasm, caffeine, and just enough charm to get away with it.

When I’m not managing a restaurant like a sitcom character with seniority, I’m racing cars on my PS4 rig or pretending to exercise by thinking really hard about it.

Check out my Winkatchoo—where the merch is funny, the vibes are chaotic, and the guy behind it all is one bad pun away from world domination.