Surprisingly Useless. Occasionally Helpful.

Always Michael P. Clutton.

Quick reads that are part advice, part comedy, and entirely unqualified.

Michael P. Clutton’s collection of booklets deliver satirical wisdom on everything from fishing to politics, weight loss to relationship regrets. Whether you want to laugh at modern dating, fake your way through a trivia night, or ponder the merits of becoming slightly less terrible—there’s an MPC guide for that.

Inside this growing mess of mini-manifestos, you’ll find:

— Snarky how-to’s for life skills you never asked for

— Totally biased guides to political nonsense, emotional pitfalls, and daily disasters

— Trivia booklets that test your brain and your patience

— Giftable, sarcastic pamphlets for friends who deserve truth (or at least a chuckle)

Printed, bound, and sold via Amazon—because nothing says “credible” like self-published wisdom from a guy who drinks too much coffee and knows too little restraint.