Surprisingly Useless. Occasionally Helpful. Always Michael.

Looking for quick reads that are part advice, part comedy, and entirely unqualified? Michael P. Clutton’s collection of booklets delivers satirical wisdom on everything from fishing to politics, weight loss to relationship regrets. Whether you want to laugh at modern dating, fake your way through a trivia night, or ponder the merits of becoming slightly less terrible—there’s a guide for that.

Inside this growing mess of mini-manifestos, you’ll find:

— Snarky how-tos for life skills you never asked for

— Totally biased guides to political nonsense, emotional pitfalls, and daily disasters

— Trivia booklets that test your brain and your patience

— Giftable, sarcastic pamphlets for friends who deserve truth (or at least a chuckle)

Printed, bound, and sold via Amazon—because nothing says “credible” like self-published wisdom from a guy who drinks too much coffee and knows too little restraint.

300 Trashy Truths You Didn’t Need to Know: Your Great Big Grab Bag of Useless Helpful Tidbits

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Fishing North American Lakes & Rivers: Hooked on Reel Fishing

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Religions of the World: Your Great Big Grab Bag of Useless Helpful Tidbits

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Service and Spirits: Your Great Big Grab Bag of Useless Helpful Tidbits

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Surviving a Trip to Hell: 40 Things I Wish I Knew Before Traveling with Young Children.

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How to Tackle Saltwater Fishing: Hooked On Reel Fishing

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Las Vegas: Your Great Big Grab Bag of Useless Helpful Tidbits

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Over 300 Weight Loss Stats and Factoids I Wish I Knew Before My Pants Shrunk: Your Great Big Grab Bag of Useless Helpful Tidbits

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555 Reasons to Roll Your Eyes at American Politics: Your Great Big Grab Bag of Useless Helpful Tidbits

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Big Game Fishing: Hooked on Reel Fishing

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Reel in More Offshore Fishing Secrets: Hooked on Reel Fishing

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Charity Giving Donation Revelation: Your Great Big Grab Bag of Useless Helpful Tidbits

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Weight Loss Without Dieting: Secrets of a Reluctant Genius!

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How to Understand Left-Wing Political Spin: Secrets of a Reluctant Genius

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How to Bare Minimum Everything: Secrets of a Reluctant Genius

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Snarky Booklets for People Who’ve Tried Everything Else

If you've ever searched for life advice in the bottom of a wine glass or tried to solve existential dread with a trivia book, these booklets were made for you. Michael P. Clutton offers a collection of short reads that blur the line between useless and uncomfortably accurate—perfect for readers who want sarcasm with their pseudo-wisdom.

  • Funny advice booklets on dating, weight loss, fishing, and general life failure
  • Satirical guides for surviving awkward realities with minimal effort
  • Print books available on Amazon—because downloadable PDFs don’t smell like disappointment
  • Trivia booklets for adults who enjoy random facts and moderate self-loathing
  • Great gifts for that friend who’s weird, honest, and probably already into this kind of thing

Whether you're looking to laugh, overthink, or just fill 20 minutes without screaming into the void, there's a booklet here with your name on it. (Not literally. That would be creepy.)