Michael P. Clutton – Author of dark comedies, satirical novels, and creative mischief

Texas Holdem - The Turn

A study in risk, reward, and really bad decisions. Everything you need to know about poker—except how to win.

There’s a moment every poker player knows—the all-in pause. The chips are in, the cards are face-down, and time does that slow cinematic stretch where everyone stops pretending they’re fine. You can feel it in the air, thick and humming, like a confession booth lined with felt. It’s the closest thing this game has to religion: belief colliding with math.

Every shove feels bigger than it should. It’s twenty bucks, maybe fifty, but the psychology hits like a mortgage decision. Some players treat it like a final exam; others treat it like a death scene. They exhale slowly, fold their hands like they’re negotiating fate, and then whisper the only prayer that ever matters: “Come on, one time.”

The room always goes quiet. Even the slot machines outside seem to listen. The dealer burns, turns, and rivers the future one card at a time. And when the miracle hits—because sometimes, against all odds, it does—the table reacts like someone’s just witnessed a small resurrection.

The miracle comeback is poker’s most dangerous drug. You could spend three hours getting ground into dust, short-stacked and humiliated, then suddenly spike the exact two cards you needed. The adrenaline floods, the brain invents meaning. You start believing in things again: destiny, justice, the idea that next time might be different. That’s how the game keeps its hooks in. It’s not the losing that addicts you—it’s surviving long enough to pretend it meant something.

And yet, no one celebrates properly. The miracle is never graceful. The winner pumps a fist, the loser stares into the void, and everyone else pretends to care. It’s communal theater—half envy, half etiquette. The dealer announces “double-up” like a paramedic reporting a pulse.

Then there’s the royal flush, poker’s most photogenic tragedy. The first time someone hits one, it’s supposed to be special—five perfect cards aligning in divine order. Instead, it ruins the mood. The table freezes while the player fumbles for their phone, begging everyone to “get it in the picture.” The dealer forces a smile. Someone mutters, “Nice hand.” What they mean is, Congratulations on never shutting up about this.